M*A*S*H stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and this year they will "bug out" right to the Capitol Civic Centre stage, courtesy of The Masquers. The fun begins when a couple of unpredictable madcap surgeons arrive. Hawkeye and Duke are two of the best chest surgeons in South Korea but hardly "regular Army" officers. They decide to wage a campaign to get a young Korean to the United States and entered into a good school. The thread of this effort helps tie together the pileup of comic adventures that pyramid right before your eyes leading to loads of hilarity and side-splitting fun. Tickets: $18.33 adult; $11.50 students (Online ticket prices include sales tax and $1 per ticket Capitol Preservation Fee.)